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The Pietistic Jesus-Juker

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Michael Foster
Jun 28, 2025
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He’s always there. Always watching. Always waiting to strike.

A newlywed gazes into the bright blue eyes of his bride and says, “I love the light I see in your eyes.”

But out of the bushes jumps the Jesus-Juker:

“You should say you love the Light of the World that resides in her—not some fleshly concern like eye color.”

Two old friends crack open some cold …

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